Prostate and testicular cancer are lame. The Movember Foundation is legit. Ever since the womb, God has blessed me with a glorious performance enhancing-free cookie duster that makes the ladies scream. I have never shaved my mustache because we all know what happens when I do… an angel in heaven dies and falls to earth. Who wants that? Well I have never seen an angel, but the odds of it landing near me are slim, so please help by DONATING for a glorious cause.
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